Post by Webmaster Gabe on Aug 20, 2008 1:34:42 GMT -5
I had a dream last night where Aaron and I went to some kind of business where you pay to go into a special room and they make any fantasy of yours become a reality or something like that (sort of like Total Recall in a way). For instance, a popular one in this dream was an underwater experience. For only $20 a month, you could live your life in the ocean among all the ocean creatures without ever having to surface!
Anyways, for some reason, Aaron and I just went there to be frozen in time for about 20 years, so we paid about $400 each and were put into a giant pitch black room. The room was so big and dark that it seemed endless and disorienting as if we were in deep space. After wading through the dark for a long time being bored and finding nothing but a wall and a window, we started to doubt the legitimacy of the business. We decided that being shut in a dark room was in fact not the same as actually being frozen in time, so we found a door and got out of there. After leaving, we hoped to get a prorated refund of our money since we didn't stay for the full duration of the time we paid $400 for.
When we got back to civilization, we saw that a bunch of time really did pass, and Brandon had been updating CrunchyCo.com for us while we were away. He had posted two news posts. The first one was plagiarized from some gaming website about some new video game. The second one was a grotesque video of a skinny nerd making out with and then attempting to go down on a morbidly obese naked woman.
Yeah, I guess that dream was a warning about what would happen if Aaron and I ever left the website up to Brandon.
Anyways, for some reason, Aaron and I just went there to be frozen in time for about 20 years, so we paid about $400 each and were put into a giant pitch black room. The room was so big and dark that it seemed endless and disorienting as if we were in deep space. After wading through the dark for a long time being bored and finding nothing but a wall and a window, we started to doubt the legitimacy of the business. We decided that being shut in a dark room was in fact not the same as actually being frozen in time, so we found a door and got out of there. After leaving, we hoped to get a prorated refund of our money since we didn't stay for the full duration of the time we paid $400 for.
When we got back to civilization, we saw that a bunch of time really did pass, and Brandon had been updating CrunchyCo.com for us while we were away. He had posted two news posts. The first one was plagiarized from some gaming website about some new video game. The second one was a grotesque video of a skinny nerd making out with and then attempting to go down on a morbidly obese naked woman.
Yeah, I guess that dream was a warning about what would happen if Aaron and I ever left the website up to Brandon.
